There are many great fighters in the history of mankind: Bruce Lee, Muhammad Ali, Carlos Gracie, Chuck Norris and … me. The master of desaster, the flying power wurst or just “Fabulous Flo” or “Flonaldinho” . Yes, I’m the great grandmaster of a long forgotten and secret fighting style. It’s so secret that it’s even hard for me to remember the techniques of death. But i’ll do my best to bring my matrial art and bone breaking tricks on this blog - for your eyes only. Because one never knows when or where one has to be the instrument of peace.
Warning: The following move descriptions are the most lethal techniques in history. Some readers have even died by simply reading them! And that’s the reason why there aren’t any pictures.
The Elephant’s Nose
1. Ram your index and middle finger into your opponent’s nose.
2. Pull like you have never pulled before.
3. Strangle your enemy with his own “proposcis”!
4. Trumpet!
Devil’s Bomb
1. Coil up!
2. Jump high and …
3. … fly into your rival’s face
4. Explode!
Mongolian Wood Cutter
1. Start with the crane stance and stand on one leg
2. Transport all your energy to your loose leg
3. Sling your loose leg against the foe
4. Cut the enemy into pieces
5. Sing the lumberjack song
Other ways to perfect carnage:
>> Military Hand to Hand Combat Guide
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